The Top 1 Billion Wrestlers Ever (in no particular order)

You know something, Japanese TV is pretty lenient with what they let on the air. Violence and nudity can be pretty common on anything from anime to television gameshows.

But man, Japanese Wrestling TV isn't like that, right? I mean, shit. We had future listmakers Abdullah the Butcher carving up Terry Funk on national TV and getting huge ratings for All Japan.

Well, I would like to introduce you to someone. A rocker, a wrestler, and someone who is TOO HOT FOR JAPANESE TV. Let me introduce you to...

The Crazy SKB

Hardcore is a label thrown around far too easily in professional wrestling, but the Crazy SKB is the lead singer for a Hardcore band called QP Crazy, and wrestles a hardcore style for the 666 promotion, so HE'S DOUBLE HARDCORE.

Yeah, 666 is that promotion with the little girl that chokeslams people. The reason you've been able to see those clips online is because they were aired on Samurai TV's show Occupation of the Indies, an awesome magazine-styled showcase of smaller professional wrestling groups from all over Japan.

But you see, The Crazy SKB kind of broke the show. He has a unique style that involves him doing such things as putting on a coat made of firecrackers, lighting them, and jumping on a dude. Apparently, this is taboo in Japan or something, because whenever he does something cool in one of his matches, Occupation of the Indies CUTS TO STATIC. You hear all these little explosions and you're like OH SHIT DUDE and they don't show anything.

But hey, I wouldn't be your buddy if I wouldn't hook you up with some uncensored Crazy SKB action, so check some of this shit out.

Here he is wrestling Saddam, Osama, and Bush, teaming with HARASHIMA and Jun Kasai He's the guy with the white facepaint and the explosives.