Saturday, April 3, 2010

Too much good shit

This year is going to be pretty nuts for video games, you guys.

Fucking check this shit out-

We get RED DEAD REDEMPTION. It looks amazing- pretty much what I just hope it has the fucking badass Spaghetti Western soundtrack the first game had, because it really enhanced the experience.

We get UFC 2010. Though KBN homey Biff told me that the PS3 version gets Dan Severn, Royce Gracie, and Jens Pulver and the 360 doesn't and that makes me sad. Dan Severn's majestic mustache must be experienced by all. Fuck bipartisan gaming. Notice I didn't say tripartisan, sorry Nintendo.

We also get FALLOUT NEW VEGAS. I loved Fallout 3, and man, moving it to a place I've actually been can only make me love it more. Plus, robots with TVs in their stomach are pretty sweet but I don't even have a HDTV yet, let alone a robot TV.

Dead Rising 2 is coming out too. More Vegas shit but they say it's not Vegas but it's totally Vegas you guys. The trailers make it appear that you can Macguyver weapons together but it's probably just scripted events and cinemas. Mulitplayer looks like American Gladiators with zombies, which just feels so, so right.

There's that game with the cars that you blow up shit. Uh...Split Second? That's a fucking shitty game for a racing game. They should just call it THAT GAME WITH CARS WHERE YOU BLOW UP SHIT. I'm not a huge fan of racing games, but I love mayhem, and this seems to have lots of it. I love the Burnout series, but unless I'm recreating the opening scene of Final Destination 2, I'm not really interested.

I'm sure there's some huge title I'm forgetting that I don't give a shit about that everyone will talk shit about me not mentioning here, so fuck you. THESE ARE THE GAMES I CARE ABOUT.