Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Lady Trubbles

So I had been courtin' this lady. She came over other day and saw how big of a nerd I was. You know vidya gamez, and dee vee dee'z all over the place.

We haven't talked since Saturday.

Some ladies just can't handle an intense rack of DVD's. For you ladies, you suck.

...sorry this isn't food related.com

2 comments:

SonnyBone said...

Man, I'm glad I'm not single. I'd have a really hard time finding a girl around here that wouldn't laugh at the shit I own.

"SO WHAT'S THAT?"

Um... that's my rasslin posterz. See this guy here? His name is...

"KINDA GAY AIN'T IT?"

Er... Well not...

"WHAT'S THIS? TOYS?"

Uhh... those are my collectible...

"KINDA CHILDISH, AMIRITE?"

Look bitch. Get the fuck out and go listen to the radio and text your friends. I got video games to play.

*suplex through window*

Dave said...

lol, I've gotten that before, as well as the fact that I don't clean my place as often as I should.

What do you do about it?
-Invite them over at night.
-Have a giant dick.
-Have an awesome dog.

Doesn't always work out, but if not, just move on to the next one.

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