He's Strong, Man.

Man, lucha libre is awesome.

Shocker needed a partner to reform the Guapos in CMLL. So he goes and gets Jon Anderson. Someone then decided shit dude, we need a name that is not only descriptive, but totally awesome for this guy.

So they name him Jon STRONGMAN.

Then the press is all "Shocker, who else is going to join Los Guapos?"

And he's all "Bitch, I don't need more partners, I got STRONGMAN"

I may have made that conversation up but that's exactly how it should have happened. It is now officially retconned into existence.

He's going to have to take things easily on the luchadores though.

One time, Jon Strongman was wrestling a dude and clotheslined him so hard, his neck bent all the way back. This is how Pez Whatley got his name.

Jon Strongman is just the first in a series of very descriptive lucha libre names.

BILLY BOY will now be Billy Can'tDress
Joe Lider is now Joey Nosepick
Mesias will now be Puffy White-eyes
AAA La Parka will now be Fakey McDickface
Gronda and Groon XXX will be Jon Strongmancito I and II