Pay Per Channel TV

by SonnyBone
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I'm thinking about canceling my cable TV subscription because I pay TOO MUCH for what I actually watch. With NETFLIX and HULU becoming more readily available by the day, I think satellite and cable tv providers need to find a solution and find it fast.

MY SOLUTION: Let me pay for the channels I want and nothing more.

Right now I'm paying a ridiculous amount of money for access to hundreds of channels when I seriously only watch 10. Charge me a buck twenty five per channel per month and you've got a deal that's on par with my HD Netflix subscription.

Then if I see something that I want to watch that's not on my subscription service, make me pay a dollar to watch it. That'll bring you some extra income and may force me to think about adding it to my monthly lineup.

Either way, these network and cable stations need to suck it up and realize that their shit is OLD and SUCKY.

Cop Drama

So my group has been working on a new project. The group is down to four people to be honest, but I think this turned out entertaining. It's called "Cop Drama" and is about two cops on the beat. Two episodes are finished and on Youtube, and we have scripts for three more that are ready to be filmed. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Dental Hygiene

I swear, bamboo toothpicks are absolutely AWESOME.

The only things better for the whole "food between your teeth" situation are FLOSS...

...and just not having anything between your teeth at all.

Bamboo toothpicks. Seriously. Just raid your local Chinese restaurant for 'em next time. It's totally worth it.

Shameless Whoring

So the last couple of months every post I've made has been whoring of my work. I think that's unfair to this blog. In fact I did a teaser for an upcoming movie last month that I've declined to post here cause I don't want to just throw my stuff up on here with no content. It's shameless whoring.




Alright, moving on. I got a few things I do want to post about. I saw some movies the past month I want to sorta review.


Piranha 3D

What a good time at the movies. It starts off with an AMAZING cameo by Richard Dreyfuss, and ends with Christopher Lloyd being cartoonishly overly dramatic. This film had tension, comedy, gore, nudity, and characters that I cared about at the end. James Cameron talked some crap about Piranha, but this movie needed to be in 3D more than Avatar. My favorite 3D part is either the dead Piranha's flying up towards the camera as Michael Clark Duncan hams it up, or the two naked chicks swimming underwater. Overall I think it was one of the best movies of the summer and far from the disappointment it could have been.


Machete

This is where I'm sorta gonna review The Expendables as well as Machete. The Expendables feels like Stallone didn't try. Replace the cast and get rid of a few explosions and you can watch this movie on straight-to-DVD...well, you don't have to replace Dolph Lundgren. Not enough action, plot, tension, or much of anything. Just kind of a nice payday for the lot of them. All the talk about cumming and getting pregnant was all hype.

Machete, on the other hand, delivers a movie I didn't expect. It had all the cool action and awesome shit that was shown in the trailers, but I thought the plot, acting, and characters were fantastic. Everything was developed nicely and you got good quiet scenes with all the characters to learn about their motivations and such. Expendables was just very generic and hollow. Machete is the action flick of the summer in my humble opinion.


Devil

A very good horror/thriller/mystery. Not a scene feels unnecessary, it's inventive enough, has a great pace at 80 minutes, and in the end the tension of this movie makes it feel twice as long. That's a very good thing when you're on the edge of your seat. I'm not saying it's mind-blowing, but it's good & worth the 9 dollar ticket. I'm anxiously awaiting the other Night Chronicles.

I am a teacher again

This time dealing with In School Suspension only. Expect a lot more out of the WD.

So let's start it back up with "WHAT I ATE"

Last night the lady and I went to the grocery, in a torrential downpour mind you, and got the makings for veggie lasagna. I don't know how you feel about cooked meat in the oven, but I hate it. I also hate beef. It's the grossest thing since egg farts. So she made the lasagna, I made the salad and corn, and we made some garlic bread.

Was it good?

Yes! It looked like Scars child vomited on my plate after her fed her grass again, but it was really good. The salad was superb, and the corn was amazing as usual.

I think this is going to turn into a recipe sharing area. Ninjas Eat? Help me with a name.

WD

Sergeant Sludge

This is a movie we made years ago. Early 2006. It was a total tribute to the Toxic Avenger and Troma in general. This one was never finished and if you notice only two people from "Of Dice and Men" were in this one. I was also a lot skinnier back then...

This is also only 6 minutes so give it a watch. I imagine most people gave up on the other movie I posted long before the rape scene, but this goes by pretty quick and is interesting enough in my opinion.

I made a commercial.

Did a commercial for our friends over at www.karatemart.com. They needed an authentic ninja such as myself, so I was happy to oblige.